How Do You Make Holy Water Joke

How do you make holy water.

You take normal water and boil the hell out of it. In case it dies they can make soup. What do you make from frozen holy water. Some of you are really good trolls or at least i sincerely hope so.

After a couple of weeks a moving truck pulls up and i realize there s a new girl living in the house next to me. Peter says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate st. How do you make holy water. How do you make holy water.

Everybody will be so fancy. Peter asks the next girl the same question jennifer have you ever had any contact with a male organ. How do you make holy water. Why do they boil water when a baby is being born.

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You boil the hell out of it. The best dad jokes and puns on the internet. How do you make holy water. You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.

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